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Dunce-Capped Mistress And Cowherd Kneel In Shenzhen To Protest Official...

With power, what does a man buy first? A mistress, of course, especially in this country, where it’s been said that “a man without a mistress is useless.” But in Shenzhen on Monday, someone held a...

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Baidu Autofill Reinforces Stereotype That Americans Love Sluts

Surely you’re aware of the Google autofill / autocomplete meme? For instance, someone types the words “i accidentally” into a Google search bar as part of a longer phrase, but Google presumes you’re...

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Blogger who exposed Lei Zhengfu, other sex scandals draws heat from police...

The “law” may have finally caught up with Zhu Ruifeng, the whistleblower who released sex tapes that busted 11 officials, including district Party boss Lei Zhengfu of Chongqing. Last night, scary cops...

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BJC’s Year In Sex: Porn Sites That Aren’t Blocked In China, Obama’s Size,...

Part of our series on the year that was in fun videos, fun rants, and fun posts. TOP SEX POSTS Porn Sites That Are Not Blocked In China May 25 Chinese News Team Reports On Rare Lingzhi Mushroom, Which...

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Village Secretary Scandalized After Girlfriend Posts Naked Photo Of Him

Here’s a political sex scandal out of Jiangxi province with an unexpected twist. Qu Wenyuan, a village-level party secretary in Nanchang, Jiangxi, was recently suspended after his girlfriend posted a...

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Why Yes, In China, There Is A Corporate Training Industry To Teach Working...

Those who use Momo and, to a lesser extent (but not much lesser), WeChat probably already know this, but social Apps are great for finding new and — how shall we say — temporary friends. However, if...

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Did This Guy Get “Raped” By A Girl On The Streets Of Chengdu?

“The mighty women of Chengdu, ‘raping’ a man on the street,” reads the opening to this Sina Weibo post. With all the usual disclaimers that this is hearsay, let us continue: Saw a ferocious woman at...

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Pandas Having Sex! [NSFW, If You Have Panda Coworkers]

I don’t want to steal pageviews from Sina English, which has just published probably its funniest set of captions ever, so go over there and check out “Zoo plays AV to help pandas mate.” They run a...

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Are You Skilled At Masturbating Or Writing Paeans To That Art? Submissions...

A professor at Guangzhou’s Sun Yat-sen University is soliciting tapes, poems, plays, and songs about masturbation as part of a research project-cum-contest called “New Media Contest on Masturbation.”...

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Man Receives Clandestine Blowjob On Taipei Metro (Video)

Check out this young couple on the Taipei subway: he reads a book while she, um, sleeps on his lap… with a jacket over her head… bobbing up and down. Yeah. Sneaky, naughty, and bookish. Kids these...

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Senior Chinese Pornography Censor Watches A Lot Of Porn, Hates It

We talk about censors as if they weren’t real, but SCMP serves us this useful reminder that the people deleting your videos, expurgating articles, handcuffing artists, destroying the TV and...

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Exigencies Of The Heart: A 90-Day Program That Teaches Chinese Women To Find...

It’s not shameful to seek a companion to calm the exigencies of the heart, which swell like waves and retreat as quickly to beach sorrow on the shores of our body. But this woman — Liang Yali — is a...

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Do You Masturbate? Watch As Chinese College Students Answer For The Camera

There are two kinds of masturbators: those who lie about doing it, and those who don’t. Check out which is which in the above video, brought to us by Ministry of Tofu. A little spoiler alert: more...

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Durex Learns You’re Not Allowed To Photoshop A Condom Into Xi Jinping’s...

Those wonderful viral marketers at Durex — who were responsible for this ad that implied Barack Obama has a bigger penis than Mitt Romney — sprinkled some photoshop magic to one particular photo of Xi...

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Handjobs Don’t Count As Prostitution: Foshan Court

Proving that chengguan need sex more than anyone, women who give “happy endings” will not be prosecuted or publicly shamed in Foshan, Guangdong province. Or something like that. Reports SCMP: Most...

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You Can Own A Replica Of The Vagina Belonging To Zhang Xiaoyu, “China’s Top...

Zhang Xiaoyu, who has been described as “China’s first nude model” and is the self-proclaimed “China’s top nude model,” is apparently also a savvy businesswoman with a firm understanding of the...

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Foreign Couple Gets Hot And Bothered In Backseat Of Shanghai Taxi

A foreign couple’s backseat passion in Shanghai on Sunday morning gave nearby passengers — stuck in traffic, it appears, on a highway — a peep show they were not looking for, but obviously did not...

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Scenes From The 11th Guangzhou Sex And Culture Festival

Here it is! What, you weren’t also waiting for images and videos from this year’s Guangzhou Sex and Culture Festival, which began Friday and ended Sunday? How does the 11th edition of China’s biggest...

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Guangzhou Students Have Invented A Multifunctional, Extra-Large Condom

1. G-String part, 2. Condom part, 3. Vertical streaks, 4. Anti-skidding microcapsules, 5. Sacs, 6. Elastics Adapted with permission from Hug China. Sex, G-string, condom are all embarrassing words for...

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Chinese Women Prefer Smartphones To Sex. Hmm

According to a recent study by the communications consultancy MSL Group, around half of Chinese women would rather abstain from sex than give up their mobile devices. Shanghai Daily reports: The...

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